uchihamother:

— { ♣ } — “A bit too harsh for a man like your father than doesn’t experience such wonderful dad jokes.”

“And they’d probably still make louder jokes in the backyard.”

                 ^{“Isn’t there a jutsu we can use to glue his mouth shut?”}

uchihamother:

sonkou:

_{mandate-of-hell said:} 

_{no YOU go to bed. I’m tellin’ mawm. |B}

      _{“I’m an adult. I do what I want.” B|}

— { ♣ } — “Couch or divorce, which do you prefer?”

                     ^{“How about the back yard?”}